It was late at night, the the stars were red, and I could see one shooting down into my Yolo garden, it crashed and ingraved the numbers, ''666 ;]". I go pick up the rock, and it cracked open my like buttcheeks on the toilet. Once it opened up, it whispered, ''Swag'' into my bloody ear drums. I just thought it was nothing but a prank by the bully next door. I went back to my house, and the doors were locked, my knob has changed to the face of Lil' Wayne, and so I rang the door bell, I could hear it say, ''BOSS'' like that fat shit Rick Ross. When the door opened, a little white bitch came out and only spoke the words of Swag, lucky for me, I took Swag school and knew what she was saying. She told me she never had any Swag, and was murdered by drowing in Swag Buckz. So she went to hell for her non-swag sins, and told me to spread her story. I was like, ''Fuck this shit, I be more hungry than a mothur fuck.'' so once I gave her my deuces, I went to the local Burger King with my gold necklace, silver watch, pants that hang low to my knees, and backwards hat. I soon later woke up once eating a Whopper. I was the little white swagless girl all along, and so, I pissed the bed, and it spelt swag backwards while Satan laughed at me. Spread the word of the white bitch.''